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    November 23

    饱暖思……欲

    同事又怀孕了，印象中她怎么一直在怀孕……
    XL喜得千金一对；
    表妹的儿子已经会叫姨了；
    堂弟新婚全家期盼年初另一个小生命的到来……
     
    最近平静而单调的生活中仿似充斥着各式各样宝宝的呼声，恐怖了，“杀很大” @$%^&*((&^$##@#
    发饱食后的淫思说如果某一天当有了自己的孩子，我会天天给ta讲冷笑话逗ta开心，让ta觉得有世界上最好笑的妈妈；
    我会让她走性感风，连倒垃圾的时候也要有气质因为她的眼神会比丹尼拉·考特更清澈透亮，当她像九莉那样龇牙咧嘴挪沙发给客人时也怒斥她，让她知道即使做那么重的活儿时她也是最美丽的。我会支持她去爱她想爱的每一个人，毫无保留即使伤痕累累，伤痛方知情浓，但也会告诉她独立会给她带来什么告诉她最难过的时候要蹲下自己抱自己；
    我会教他怎么耍帅有型，教他平时就要保护小女孩，教他怎么泡小MM，告诉他要做一个有色相有担当的男人，我会善待他带回家的每一个小女朋友，坐看小妞们争风吃醋然后喂她们吃home-made海绵蛋糕……
     
    可这个淫思需要太多的外在条件……
    太复杂，算了……
    关机……
    睡……
     
     
    11:33 PM | Blog it | 阿布奇思异想

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    A Walk To Remember Annie Liwrote:
    你以后会是一个潮妈，嗯嗯．
    Jan. 26
    Yu Wangwrote:
    ta(们)确实会有世界上最好笑的妈妈^_^
    Nov. 26
    Yougang Wangwrote:
    唉……（再次省略不详）……好像型号不大对，出厂日期也不太匹配的样子
    Nov. 25
    布 阿wrote:
    那么你要做小女朋友。。。。
    Nov. 25
    Yougang Wangwrote:
    哎……（此处省略字数不详）……好想吃海绵蛋糕
    Nov. 25
    hongbo huwrote:
    最性达雅的翻法就是念字母，亏你还是linguist
    Nov. 24
    布 阿wrote:
    或者使动用法，“使之房”
    Nov. 24
    布 阿wrote:
    根据信达雅三原则，ROOM要翻成及物动词“房之”吗
    Nov. 24
    hongbo huwrote:
    带只羊回来能“咩～～”，带只熊回来只能“嗷～～”，当然也能ROOM～～
    Nov. 24
    布 阿wrote:
    对，ta一定要有linguist的潜质，张口喊我一定要四声齐上才够气势 ma1ma2ma3ma4
    Nov. 24
    芳 一路芬wrote:
    我好期待坐旁边看戏，你说“乌特勒”，ta撅着嘴“吱——”
    Nov. 24
    LittleKing C.wrote:
    interesting....
    Nov. 24
    布 阿wrote:
    也可以带男朋友，不然咧？带只熊回来咩～～
    Nov. 24
    Terence 熊wrote:
    有色相有担当的男人为什么带回家的一定是女朋友
    Nov. 24
    布 阿wrote:
    to S: 偶家弟弟喜欢嫩的，偶家妹妹喜欢年纪大的，您自个儿看着生吧
    to Ao: 偶家小孩一张口就是： “您好，乌特勒支傲 ”
    to Xiao: 三中出来的人就这样，米办法。。。
    Nov. 24
    傲 陈wrote:
    你加油，把你家小帅哥小美女给我做实验，哈哈哈哈哈
    Nov. 24
    Gene Show萧wrote:
    "教他怎么泡小MM" "我会善待他带回家的每一个小女朋友"

    敬仰不已 ，流汗不止

    Nov. 24
    晓慧 梁wrote:
    同我做亲家奶奶啦
    Nov. 24

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